Please don't kill me!

The Evil Doug has threatened to nuke me, the Line-by-Line discussion forum, if I don't get more usage! He sez if people don't start using the forums, then they going to be targeted with a tactical nuke. He gave me until Halloween to prove my usefullness, after which if the nukes don't get me, I expect he will send a horde of bloodsucking vampires to finish me off!

Save me!! Post here!!

Oooh the evil Admin. Hmm.. Who could that be?

Admin, you are such a paranoid. I would never send you a tactical nuke. But I might slip you a mickey and put you into a deep coma.

Prove your worth. Or, as General Bethlehem says in The Postman:

Law eight: There is only one penalty. Death.